This is the book formerly known as 'Eat More Bloody Meat' so if you bought that you don't need to buy this - unless you really want to of course.

When Denis Mahoney heeds the siren call of a recruitment agent he leaves behind his odd colleagues, the unsavoury Freak, unstable Randy J. Feckenburger (the Third) and unfathomable Bob. Denis finds that he's exchanged one group of eccentrics for another but it is the beautiful Karen, with the body of Venus, brain of Machiavelli and voice from Bromley who captures his heart. A few romantic words and he finds himself embroiled in her dangerous plans and grappling with the big questions in life.

If you like Helen Fielding, Kathy Lette, David Sedaris, Nick Hornby, or indeed cats, you will love this book. WARNING: Should not be used for career guidance or recipe tips.

PS If you choose to download my book, it would be really kind of you to leave a review (provided you like it of course and the review can be as short or as long as you like). Many thanks in advance!

Reviews of 'Eat More Bloody Meat.''

Fast paced, fun filled book,
Loved this book, characters really well drawn so that their world quickly becomes immersed with yours.Lots and lots of laughs, some moments of pure hilarity,good plot which leaves you wanting more. A great holiday read and a great read for those moments when life seems on the dull side. Highly recommended.

Hilarious!
Wow! The best yet from this author. Had me in absolute fits of laughter on the beach, so I'd strongly recommend it for a holiday read. You certainly won't be disappointed. More please ...

A really great read.
I read most of this novel on a flight across the Atlantic I had started it at home but simply did not get the time to get stuck into what I suspected was a great book. I wasn't wrong. Reading it in one hit really let the characters evolve in my mind and I found myself chuckling away as the story developed.
I was truly sorry to finish and hope there is more where this came from.....

'Fantastic!
Loved this book. It's a hilarious satire on the advertising industry, written with real brio and wit. Well done Mial Pagan - a true original.'

'Top read!
Brilliant! Not my normal style of novel but could not put it down - I think everyone can relate to the people in this book in their own place of work , even if they're not in advertising.'

'Do NOT read this book if......
.....you are afraid to laugh out loud often.!
I thoroughly enjoyed Eat More Bloody Meat, Y'Bastards! and would recommend it to anyone with a pulse. I am hoping for a sequel ......., who can imagine what happens in the next five years? (or the next 5 minutes with these characters) A super read, highly recommended.'

'Tremendous!'
I've just finished the wonderful Eat More Bloody Meat Y'Bastards!'. . . Laughed out loud. Really loved it. Just the ticket for holiday reading on the sunny ski slopes of Italy. God bless Denis and God help those who work in that dreadful industry!